MY BRAIN IS MADE OF THINGS MADE OF GOLD

The musical equivalent of Schrödinger’s Cat is that first few seconds when the song coming...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:28:32 -0500

The musical equivalent of Schrödinger’s Cat is that first few seconds when the song coming through the speakers could be Aimee Mann’s cover of “One” or DeVotchKa’s “How It Ends”.

History's Greatest Monster

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:07:00 -0500

In the Sunday Times interview promoting his new documentary South of the Border, Stone veered into discussion of the Holocaust, saying, “Hitler was a Frankenstein, but there was also a Dr. Frankenstein. German Industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support…. Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people.”

Oliver Stone is free to conduct all the bizarre on-the-record holocaust retrospectives he wants, what he really needs to apologize for is confusing the characters in Frankenstein.

That shit is basics.

I’ve posted the budget tweet before but there’s so...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:34:00 -0500

I’ve posted the budget tweet before but there’s so much more to unpack when you consider her twitter stream in its entirety (3 tweets). It’s either one of the modern era’s most complicated works of avant garde micro-fiction or the napkin draft of the plot of Inception.

kmma: Known Menace Visual Intercept #43 //...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:36:43 -0500

kmma:

Known Menace Visual Intercept #43 // “Aspiring Amateur Pornstar” isn’t a “Who I Am” badge?

Other things he likes: rohypnol, chloroform, and slow-churn ice cream.

Oh Surs!

Got that? That place is like, literally, always on LOCKDOWN! A...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:29:00 -0500

Got that? That place is like, literally, always on LOCKDOWN!

A short paragraph later:

Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore denied Medina’s claim. “It’s business as usual. Lindsay’s getting no special treatment,” he told PEOPLE on Saturday. He also said there is no such thing as “lockdowns.”

Reading anything on People.com is a bit like watching a child do math: before they get to 2+2=4 they need to see if 2+2≠3.

(via juliasegal)

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:49:57 -0500

(via juliasegal)

COMCAST CARES!

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:38:35 -0500

COMCAST CARES!

Sad… now happy… or is it sadder?

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:19:00 -0500

Sad…

now happy…

or is it sadder?

I DON’T KNOW!

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:31:25 -0500

I DON’T KNOW!

“The men who kidnap little girls live a 4025 N...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:15:09 -0500

“The men who kidnap little girls live a 4025 N Pulaski the bldg. cannot be raided they use the back door”

[ ] viral marketing campaign

[ ] a call for help

[ ] the posting of a delusional person

CNN’s homepage is payin’ the bills. I believe this...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:20:00 -0500

CNN’s homepage is payin’ the bills.

I believe this particular type of homepage ad buy is colloquially referred to as “The C.R.E.A.M. package.”

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:34:00 -0500

So what if I made this my new ringtone. So what.

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:15:26 -0500

So what if I made this my new ringtone. So what.

Inception!

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:58:00 -0500

Anyone complaining that the dream sequences in INCEPTION are hollow, lacking in artistry or imagination, needs to start by telling me their last five dreams, cuz seriously: getting chased by an unspecific person/persons who mean to menace you as you pursue an ambiguous, ever-shifting goal through a collage of slightly-familiar environs, that’s a once a month kind of thing.

All that shit like in The Cell, never ever.

If Cobb had started having dental problems in the third act I might have had to scream “Amen!”

Also, that sound. Give it up.

“WAAAOOOOMMMMMM” Seriously, this sound could replace...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:35:00 -0500

“WAAAOOOOMMMMMM”

Seriously, this sound could replace the comma and I’d be cool with that.

Suddenly, White Town’s “Your Woman” is...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:29:30 -0500

Suddenly, White Town’s “Your Woman” is playing.

Hey guys, I made a minimalist movie poster.

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:54:00 -0500

Hey guys, I made a minimalist movie poster.

chuckmore: buzzfeed: Can anyone come up with a reason why...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:37:06 -0500

chuckmore:

buzzfeed:

Can anyone come up with a reason why Sarah Palin is wrong on this topic? I can’t. Touché, Mrs. Palin.

[English Is A Living Language]

Because Shakespeare is one of the greatest linguists of all time, and Palin messed up a letter in a word twice. She didn’t invent a new word. She just said one that already exists, wrongly. And Bush meant to say “underestimate” but his poor grasp of the English language got the better of him.

Palin misrepresents facts for a living.

Celebrate that.

Conscious creation is different from plain ole “fucking up your words.”

Somewhere.

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 20:47:11 -0500

Somewhere.

They should have sent a VJ.

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:22:11 -0500

They should have sent a VJ.