MY BRAIN IS MADE OF THINGS MADE OF GOLD

The el Bulli menu looks great, but I’m saving my money for...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:08:16 -0600

The el Bulli menu looks great, but I’m saving my money for Next’s Karova Milk Bar night.

Extrapolating based on the first and second verses, the unreleased third verse of "Last Friday Night" probably involved human sacrifice.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:01:00 -0600

If there’s anything to be learned from this nonsense about...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:35:03 -0600

If there’s anything to be learned from this nonsense about gang signs in the Chicago City Sticker it’s this: art education is absolutely necessary.

I mean, forget those arguably-not-really-there gang signs for a minute; those hands are so poorly drawn that I was wondering why we had decided on a design honoring Chicago’s heroic, ethnically diverse, manicured werewolves.

And that skyline. It’s a mess of selective exclusion and impossible perspective.

We gotta start taking arts education seriously or in another five years are city stickers are just going to be poorly-proportioned stick figures.

But seriously.

When dealing with an upstairs neighbor who makes club beats all...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:38:38 -0600

When dealing with an upstairs neighbor who makes club beats all day without making use of headphones, I’ve found that the only way to signal that I’m both disapproving yet hip is to press my Jambox into the ceiling and blast some Jay-Z. Usually by the third play of ‘Lucifer’ he turns off the real vent-rattling sub-woofer.

Today I escalated: Kid Cudi.

He relented about a minute in.

The Amazed Obama badge is the perfect way to celebrate all your...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:47:10 -0600

The Amazed Obama badge is the perfect way to celebrate all your amazing accomplishments. I’ve already added it to my work email signature.

Now THAT’S how you monetize Tumblr.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:39:05 -0600

Now THAT’S how you monetize Tumblr.

No regrets!

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:53:31 -0600

No regrets!

It’s a Pocket Squarenaissance!

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:03:00 -0600

It’s a Pocket Squarenaissance!

I am never more publicly insincere than when I toss in my "thank you" at the close of a conference call.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:05:53 -0600

How can you tell?

I’ve got my sign-off so well-timed that I basically let the beeBOOP finish the line for me.

Thank beeBOOP.

Modern College Library Editions

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:41:09 -0600

Modern College Library Editions

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Who joined?' And I'll look down, and whisper 'Aaron'"

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:08:30 -0600

Every time I call in.

Next year's GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial is going to be a snuff film selling .biz domains.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:43:15 -0600

“Before he was Dr. Manhattan, he was Mr....

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:34:00 -0600

“Before he was Dr. Manhattan, he was Mr. Williamsburg.”

I’m not a comics reader by any means but I am a little concerned about the “Before Watchmen” series.

Oh well.

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Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:05:27 -0600

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We’re filming X-Men, but with our cats.

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:46:26 -0600

We’re filming X-Men, but with our cats.

Downton Abbey is the very long setup to a joke whose punchline is "Master Bates".

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:04:04 -0600

Photo

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:15:23 -0600

Video

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:10:01 -0600

(via jennifrrr)

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:11:14 -0600

(via jennifrrr)

That’s for my wife. Long story short: her grandfather was...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:43:00 -0600

That’s for my wife.

Long story short: her grandfather was a letterpress hobbyist who gave some thought to the idea that his sons might one day use his equipment to open a shop. They didn’t and so his equipment and hobbyist prints vanished.

However, with my wife in the process of becoming a “leddapressah,” I’ve decided that the shop she might have inherited in an alternate universe deserved a logo.