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Transformations

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:25:11 -0600

It’s sort of unsettling how effortlessly Pandora turned my “Explosions in the Sky” station into the “George Winston/Ludovico Einaudi” station.

“Cubicle Partition Deep Field” That little, yellow...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:12:02 -0600

“Cubicle Partition Deep Field”

That little, yellow binary cluster in the lower left is the famous “No seriously, you think that is a good idea?/This is why I drink!” galaxy.

This is what speechless looks like.

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:32:00 -0600

This is what speechless looks like.

(via loveyourchaos)

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:56:42 -0600

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If I remember correctly, this is how Paul Wolfowitz sold the...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:44:39 -0600

If I remember correctly, this is how Paul Wolfowitz sold the nation on the invasion of Iraq.

Jennifer gave me this Alf valentine. I have a meeting tonight...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:54:27 -0600

Jennifer gave me this Alf valentine. I have a meeting tonight with my death panel choreographer to formalize the instructions stipulating that it be tossed wistfully into my grave.

daveholmes: NO. But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:41:00 -0600

daveholmes:

NO.

But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is playing in the background, and if she says “the reason being is that…”, this will be all 5 of my least-liked things happening at once.

1) Sarah Palin

2) Tonight Show

3) Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”

4) “The reason being…”

So what’s number five? Political Stand-Up? The Huffington Post? The terrible, declarative new-media headline structure “WATCH:”?

While the misses were painful to watch, the hits were so good.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:46:19 -0600

While the misses were painful to watch, the hits were so good.

That pronunciation of “provincial” (1:30) is one of...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:38:55 -0600

That pronunciation of “provincial” (1:30) is one of my favorite seconds of music ever.

Video

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:05:50 -0600

In my personal dictionary, that face is listed under...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:46:06 -0600

In my personal dictionary, that face is listed under “Faces you make to get punched.”

True fact: Aimee Mann ends almost every song of every live...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:07:09 -0600

True fact: Aimee Mann ends almost every song of every live performance by saying “thank you” — it’s incredibly endearing, it’s absolutely likeable, and it’s one of those things that makes her live shows so much better than most.

Eat a home

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:36:08 -0600

Eat a home

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Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:28:08 -0600

Photo

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:16:07 -0600

Photo

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:24:09 -0600

switchedblog: Subtraction.com: Layer by Layer

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:24:35 -0600

switchedblog:

Subtraction.com: Layer by Layer

“I slept with Nas” double feature - Silly Little Show-Biz Book Club | The A.V. Club

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:13:00 -0600

“I slept with Nas” double feature - Silly Little Show-Biz Book Club | The A.V. Club:

Nasty stuff, especially since Bryan presumably imagined that if she made it into one of Jay-Z’s raps it would be in a context like, “I enjoy looking intently into Carmen’s eyes / I am so attuned to her thoughts and feelings / It’s like she’s my best friend / Her trenchant insights are so appealing.” (via AV Club)

WANTED: SMALL FORTUNE AFFORDING LIFE OF LEISURELY ESOTERIC STUDY - $500000

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:59:15 -0600

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Front of card:

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:54:45 -0600

“Natural rights are grounded in human nature. Human nature is a rational substance in relationship. The intelligible end of the reproductive act is reproduction. Do you understand that?” (via TPM)

Inside of card: We’re having a babby!

I think I just found the perfect pregnancy announcement. Now I just need to pick out a font…and have a babby.