daveholmes: NO. But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is playing in the background, and if she says “the reason being is that…”, this will be all 5 of my least-liked things happening at once. 1) Sarah Palin 2) Tonight Show 3) Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” 4) “The reason being…” So what’s number five? Political Stand-Up? The Huffington Post? The terrible, declarative new-media headline structure “WATCH:”?

daveholmes:

NO.

But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is playing in the background, and if she says “the reason being is that…”, this will be all 5 of my least-liked things happening at once.

1) Sarah Palin

2) Tonight Show

3) Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”

4) “The reason being…”

So what’s number five? Political Stand-Up? The Huffington Post? The terrible, declarative new-media headline structure “WATCH:”?