WTF CPD

“As an investigation intensified into the burglary that a Chicago police sergeant was responding to when he fatally crashed on Lake Shore Drive, department officials called today for the stiffest penalties possible should anyone be arrested.” (via CBN)

Whoa, that right there is some Wicker Man-type shit. Unless I’m missing something, this is between the CPD and an icy patch of road.

Yeah, the officer was responding to a burglary, but hopefully I don’t need to explain how causation works or the random nature of tragedy and the human condition to the effin’ Chicago Police Department.

Let these hopped-up avenging officers go sodomize a tree with a baton or salt the shit out of Lake Shore Drive if that’s what it takes…anything else would just be r-worded.