This from the man behind such songs as “Nothing Compares 2 U,” “I Would Die 4 U,” and “7.”
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY
This is what I imagine it sounds like inside Matthew McConaughey’s head. All the time. Even at night. When he’s sleeping.
Look at these two. You see it: The unresolved sexual tension of a hundred thousand Harlequin novels.
That’s what she said.
Can we talk about the word “yummy” for a minute and how it should never, ever be used by anyone over the age of, say, 4, in regards to taste, hotness of men/women, bathroom paint color, or any other way I’ve read it used today? No, Benjamin Moore HC-44 is NOT the yummiest shade of beige ever in the history of schmoopy-poops & eye twinkle sparkle vomits. Stop. Just Stop. And talk like adults.
Says the girl who calls her boyfriend “babby.”
Please note that this ruling does not substantively alter or narrow the court’s reading of the precedent prohibiting the use of the term “yummers.”
Ultimate Grand Supreme: Toddler Beauty Pageant winner or Ku Klux Klan rank?
