“Must be illy” is one of my favorite graffiti non sequiturs. I’ve sort of internalized it as the days find me spending more time in Illustrator.
WGN
BOOM!
While updating the iPad I discovered a digital sketchbook that I had totally forgotten about; if I’m being honest, I’ve kinda overlooked the iPad entirely since we got the Roku and by extension Netflix on TV.
Anyway, the long and short of it is this: I’m in possession of a good amount of illustrated T&A, also some D, C, or P — depending on your vocabulary.
Wuh?
Here’s wuh: Maybe five years ago I did a few drawings and a logo for an aerial burlesque troupe, it was fun. Since then I’ve done a few other drawings for them, mostly bodies in the state you woud expect of a burlesque performer. The last time they asked, I had just gotten the iPad and was apparently in a sketchin’ mood. Anyway, I probably won’t post them here, but I’ll let you know where they end up — in case you want to see some titties and such.
You guys, Newt Gingrich is totally Batman.
Just leaving that there. For future use.
Since yesterday’s Packers loss, I’ve started to feel a sublime calm overtake me as my worldly concerns evaporate like a great sweat would from a tired brow.
Question: Is this normal?
(Source: alexmogle)
My wife got the complete Dawson’s Creek series on DVD for her birthday.
Well, she calls it Dawson’s Creek, I choose to view it as yet another dimension of Fringe.
Dear Teenagers,
STOP IT.
Thanks,
Jake Fogelnest
Hey, internet. Jake Fogelnest found the worst, most uncomfortable and embarrassing video you may ever see. So, you know, check it out and then make sure to tell teenagers to stop it. Also, someone should call the police and make sure this kid doesn’t fuck the baby.
See you at school tomorrow,
Cracked
The best thing is remembering that teens are so awful that they could find something to love about other teens. Poor fuckin’ kid.
Jake Fogelnest telling teenagers to stop being awkward on camera is like Jesus telling his disciples to stop being such martyrs.
At some point this will be a thing.

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