Suddenly, White Town’s “Your Woman” is playing.
Hey guys, I made a minimalist movie poster.
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Can anyone come up with a reason why Sarah Palin is wrong on this topic? I can’t. Touché, Mrs. Palin.
[English Is A Living Language]
Because Shakespeare is one of the greatest linguists of all time, and Palin messed up a letter in a word twice. She didn’t invent a new word. She just said one that already exists, wrongly. And Bush meant to say “underestimate” but his poor grasp of the English language got the better of him.
Palin misrepresents facts for a living.
Celebrate that.
Conscious creation is different from plain ole “fucking up your words.”](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5t92owQmv1qz581wo1_500.jpg)
Can anyone come up with a reason why Sarah Palin is wrong on this topic? I can’t. Touché, Mrs. Palin.
Because Shakespeare is one of the greatest linguists of all time, and Palin messed up a letter in a word twice. She didn’t invent a new word. She just said one that already exists, wrongly. And Bush meant to say “underestimate” but his poor grasp of the English language got the better of him.
Palin misrepresents facts for a living.
Celebrate that.
Conscious creation is different from plain ole “fucking up your words.”
They should have sent a VJ.
That bit with the heads-on-sticks gets me every time. EVERY. TIME.
Are You Previously Never Experienced?
Mark my words: Somewhere, R. Kelly is singing “Let me shift your ‘motivation’ to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels” into a vagina.
I can’t wait for the half-hour prime time special where America announces which suddenly-popular sport its going to keep caring about.
My sources say competitive eating.
Otterrorized!
Local crime blotters are the poor man’s script-writing course.
These two! David Brooks always looks as though he’s sliding forward off a tall stool and Gail Collins’ smile is practically a skeuomorphic feature at this point.
CNN Quick Vote should be retitled America’s Next Top Unnamed Source with Knowledge of the Matter.
