February 2010
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“I slept with Nas” double feature - Silly Little... →
Nasty stuff, especially since Bryan presumably imagined that if she made it into one of Jay-Z’s raps it would be in a context like, “I enjoy looking intently into Carmen’s eyes / I am so attuned to her thoughts and feelings / It’s like she’s my best friend / Her trenchant insights are so appealing.” (via AV Club)
WANTED: SMALL FORTUNE AFFORDING LIFE OF LEISURELY...
(via nocoastoffense)
Front of card:
“Natural rights are grounded in human nature. Human nature is a rational substance in relationship. The intelligible end of the reproductive act is reproduction. Do you understand that?” (via TPM)
Inside of card: We’re having a babby!
I think I just found the perfect pregnancy announcement. Now I just need to pick out a font…and have a babby.
WTF CPD
“As an investigation intensified into the burglary that a Chicago police sergeant was responding to when he fatally crashed on Lake Shore Drive, department officials called today for the stiffest penalties possible should anyone be arrested.” (via CBN)
Whoa, that right there is some Wicker Man-type shit. Unless I’m missing something, this is between the CPD and an icy patch...
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WatchI think I’m just going to turn this into a GIF and let it run forever.
Rights vs "Rights"
“I am pretty sure I met the next leader of the conservative movement during a three-day confab of activists that wrapped up Saturday here in the nation’s capital. I definitely shook hands with a future congressman or maybe even a governor.
“Maybe it was the 14-year-old conservative wonder-kid Jonathan Krohn, who champions ‘conservatism based on reality’ and was a...
Work place truths
absurdlakefront:
Just received in my e-mail:
After Monday and Tuesday… even the calendar says W T F
CAN’T BE UNSEEN.
We get BBC America?
Oh damn cable TV, this couch just got a whole lot more unleavable.
dayofthedreamweavers:
Erykah Badu - “Window...
If I learned anything from today’s creative review it’s this: I don’t mind a bloodbath so long as it’s not my blood and I’m the one drawing the bath.
Two Things
1) Is Andy Cohen drunk? F’reals, dude always looks a few drinks in. Not that it matters, I mean he’s vamping on Bravo not reporting for the BBC.
2) Why won’t the Google phone just leave me alone? Everywhere I go, ads telling me to buy one—I’m a weak man, I cannot be held responsible for cellphone purchases.
“Upon first meeting with Erin, Dr. Cruise, Newport Beach, Calif., was struck by her strength and confidence that was mixed with an innocent vulnerability that is rarely seen in a breast augmentation patient.”
(via some crazy shit)
At long last, I have found the opening line for my forthcoming, yet-to-be-written, erotic surgery novella.
“It is arrogant to imagine that 100 senators are wise enough to reform comprehensively a health care system that constitutes 17 percent of the world’s largest economy and affects 300 million Americans of disparate backgrounds and circumstances,” Mr. Alexander said.
(via NYTimes)
Lamar Alexander, confusing his responsibilities as a Senator with those of a Cold Stone Creamery employee since...
Touching people is MY job!
“We’ll touch that many people with our message”
Note to Accredited Corporate Communications Social Media Professional: You’re Facebook job is not real.