February 2010
75 posts
I've got a feeling...
The more emphatically the Black Eyed Peas present themselves as the future of music, the more impatiently I await the technological breakthrough that will allow me to escape to an alternate reality.
Seriously, they are just all kinds of “not my thing.”
January 2010
28 posts
Drafty
I’m pretty sure that the jet stream now runs through our apartment. Seriously, it’s like our windows came off a dollhouse or something. If you need me, I’ll be turning the thermostat up to 100 and lighting myself on fire.
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Because specialroommates.com was already... →
“In 2008, eHarmony responded to complaints that it wasn’t serving gay and lesbian customers by setting up a second website, Compatible Partners, and keeping those customers separate from the official site.”
Compatible Partners? Seriously? Wow. eHarmony must either really suck at marketing or they must really hate gay people.
The Deadpan
From now on I’m going to deliver all creative presentations with the same expertly-crafted deadpan as Julian Casablancas. I’m also going to do my best to work a mic-spin into the routine.
MBIMOMTOG is the Mayor of the Panopticon.
Whenever I see a someone has checked in on Foursquare from work, the grocery store, their kid’s school, etc it makes me feel like a stalker.
Bars and restaurants, cool; the post office, seriously, just stop.
Seeing, Believing
All this time I thought I’d seen “Where the Wild Things Are,” turns out, I’d just seen a lot of Fever Ray videos.
As far as "Life Unexpected" goes...
I expect death. That show looks TERRIBLE.
Passing the torch...
Favre and Leno or Rodgers and Conan — in matters of honor it would seem that you can’t pick one of each.