If I remember correctly, this is how Paul Wolfowitz sold the nation on the invasion of Iraq.

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Jennifer gave me this Alf valentine. I have a meeting tonight with my death panel choreographer to formalize the instructions stipulating that it be tossed wistfully into my grave.

Jennifer gave me this Alf valentine. I have a meeting tonight with my death panel choreographer to formalize the instructions stipulating that it be tossed wistfully into my grave.

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NO.
But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is playing in the background, and if she says “the reason being is that…”, this will be all 5 of my least-liked things happening at once.

1) Sarah Palin
2) Tonight Show
3) Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
4) “The reason being…”
So what’s number five? Political Stand-Up? The Huffington Post? The terrible, declarative new-media headline structure “WATCH:”?

daveholmes:

NO.

But if Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” is playing in the background, and if she says “the reason being is that…”, this will be all 5 of my least-liked things happening at once.

1) Sarah Palin

2) Tonight Show

3) Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”

4) “The reason being…”

So what’s number five? Political Stand-Up? The Huffington Post? The terrible, declarative new-media headline structure “WATCH:”?

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While the misses were painful to watch, the hits were so good.

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That pronunciation of “provincial” (1:30) is one of my favorite seconds of music ever.

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In my personal dictionary, that face is listed under “Faces you make to get punched.”

In my personal dictionary, that face is listed under “Faces you make to get punched.”

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True fact: Aimee Mann ends almost every song of every live performance by saying “thank you” — it’s incredibly endearing, it’s absolutely likeable, and it’s one of those things that makes her live shows so much better than most.

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Eat a home

Eat a home

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switchedblog:

Subtraction.com: Layer by Layer

switchedblog:

Subtraction.com: Layer by Layer

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“I slept with Nas” double feature - Silly Little Show-Biz Book Club | The A.V. Club

Nasty stuff, especially since Bryan presumably imagined that if she made it into one of Jay-Z’s raps it would be in a context like, “I enjoy looking intently into Carmen’s eyes / I am so attuned to her thoughts and feelings / It’s like she’s my best friend / Her trenchant insights are so appealing.” (via AV Club)

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WANTED: SMALL FORTUNE AFFORDING LIFE OF LEISURELY ESOTERIC STUDY - $500000

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