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The musical equivalent of Schrödinger’s Cat is that first few seconds when the song coming through the speakers could be Aimee Mann’s cover of “One” or DeVotchKa’s “How It Ends”.

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History’s Greatest Monster

In the Sunday Times interview promoting his new documentary South of the Border, Stone veered into discussion of the Holocaust, saying, “Hitler was a Frankenstein, but there was also a Dr. Frankenstein. German Industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support…. Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people.”

Oliver Stone is free to conduct all the bizarre on-the-record holocaust retrospectives he wants, what he really needs to apologize for is confusing the characters in Frankenstein.

That shit is basics.

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I’ve posted the budget tweet before but there’s so much more to unpack when you consider her twitter stream in its entirety (3 tweets). It’s either one of the modern era’s most complicated works of avant garde micro-fiction or the napkin draft of the plot of Inception.

I’ve posted the budget tweet before but there’s so much more to unpack when you consider her twitter stream in its entirety (3 tweets). It’s either one of the modern era’s most complicated works of avant garde micro-fiction or the napkin draft of the plot of Inception.

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kmma:

Known Menace Visual Intercept #43 // “Aspiring Amateur Pornstar” isn’t a “Who I Am” badge?
Other things he likes: rohypnol, chloroform, and slow-churn ice cream.

Oh Surs!

kmma:

Known Menace Visual Intercept #43 // “Aspiring Amateur Pornstar” isn’t a “Who I Am” badge?

Other things he likes: rohypnol, chloroform, and slow-churn ice cream.

Oh Surs!

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Got that? That place is like, literally, always on LOCKDOWN!
A short paragraph later:

Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore denied Medina’s claim. “It’s business as usual. Lindsay’s getting no special treatment,” he told PEOPLE on Saturday. He also said there is no such thing as “lockdowns.”

Reading anything on People.com is a bit like watching a child do math: before they get to 2+2=4 they need to see if  2+2≠3.

Got that? That place is like, literally, always on LOCKDOWN!

A short paragraph later:

Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore denied Medina’s claim. “It’s business as usual. Lindsay’s getting no special treatment,” he told PEOPLE on Saturday. He also said there is no such thing as “lockdowns.”

Reading anything on People.com is a bit like watching a child do math: before they get to 2+2=4 they need to see if  2+2≠3.

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COMCAST CARES!

COMCAST CARES!

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Sad…

Sad

now happy…

Happy

or is it sadder?

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I DON’T KNOW!

I DON’T KNOW!

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“The men who kidnap little girls live a 4025 N Pulaski the bldg. cannot be raided they use the back door”
[ ] viral marketing campaign
[ ] a call for help 
[ ] the posting of a delusional person

“The men who kidnap little girls live a 4025 N Pulaski the bldg. cannot be raided they use the back door”

[ ] viral marketing campaign

[ ] a call for help 

[ ] the posting of a delusional person

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CNN’s homepage is payin’ the bills.
I believe this particular type of homepage ad buy is colloquially referred to as “The C.R.E.A.M. package.”

CNN’s homepage is payin’ the bills.

I believe this particular type of homepage ad buy is colloquially referred to as “The C.R.E.A.M. package.”

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CNN WIKIPete White

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So what if I made this my new ringtone. So what.

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Inception!

Anyone complaining that the dream sequences in INCEPTION are hollow, lacking in artistry or imagination, needs to start by telling me their last five dreams, cuz seriously: getting chased by an unspecific person/persons who mean to menace you as you pursue an ambiguous, ever-shifting goal through a collage of slightly-familiar environs, that’s a once a month kind of thing.

All that shit like in The Cell, never ever.

If Cobb had started having dental problems in the third act I might have had to scream “Amen!”

Also, that sound. Give it up.

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“WAAAOOOOMMMMMM”

Seriously, this sound could replace the comma and I’d be cool with that.