The el Bulli menu looks great, but I’m saving my money for Next’s Karova Milk Bar night.
2 hours ago - 
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Extrapolating based on the first and second verses, the unreleased third verse of “Last Friday Night” probably involved human sacrifice.
4 hours ago - 1
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If there’s anything to be learned from this nonsense about gang signs in the Chicago City Sticker it’s this: art education is absolutely necessary.
I mean, forget those arguably-not-really-there gang signs for a minute; those hands are so poorly drawn that I was wondering why we had decided on a design honoring Chicago’s heroic, ethnically diverse, manicured werewolves.
And that skyline. It’s a mess of selective exclusion and impossible perspective.
We gotta start taking arts education seriously or in another five years are city stickers are just going to be poorly-proportioned stick figures.
5 hours ago - 2
2When dealing with an upstairs neighbor who makes club beats all day without making use of headphones, I’ve found that the only way to signal that I’m both disapproving yet hip is to press my Jambox into the ceiling and blast some Jay-Z. Usually by the third play of ‘Lucifer’ he turns off the real vent-rattling sub-woofer.
Today I escalated: Kid Cudi.
He relented about a minute in.
6 hours ago - 2
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The Amazed Obama badge is the perfect way to celebrate all your amazing accomplishments. I’ve already added it to my work email signature.
It’s a Pocket Squarenaissance!
I am never more publicly insincere than when I toss in my “thank you” at the close of a conference call.
How can you tell?
I’ve got my sign-off so well-timed that I basically let the beeBOOP finish the line for me.
Thank beeBOOP.
“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Who joined?’ And I’ll look down, and whisper ‘Aaron’”
Every time I call in.
2 days ago - 5
5 Next year’s GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial is going to be a snuff film selling .biz domains.
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“Before he was Dr. Manhattan, he was Mr. Williamsburg.”
I’m not a comics reader by any means but I am a little concerned about the “Before Watchmen” series.
Oh well.
3 days ago - 2
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3 days ago - 1
1 We’re filming X-Men, but with our cats.
3 days ago - 2
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